Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

The check looked sketchy alright; it was in the hand of a Black man. 

Shades of Serena Williams and her excessive seeming testing. If you can’t beat them, harass them till they quit, I guess.

I know what SNL is, but I learned who Pete Davidson was maybe two months ago. And yeah, I learned who Ariana Grande was a couple of years ago through a slow process of osmosis. I really only post here and on the Takeout, and tend to just click on stories I already have an interest in. It’s not that bizarre.

Well, as far as I know he doesn’t wish for people to be dead unless they can justify otherwise, which is the charming contribution I’ve just seen you make to humanity.

Of course the organizers knew. Someone had to know. He had a mic and a bunch of shit on stage. That shit wasn’t like, hidden in his pockets. It was sitting backstage somewhere! Lighting guys aimed lights at him. He GOT ON STAGE. You know how hard it is to get on stage so you can say stuff to Cardi B? I’ve been trying…

The internet is a poison. I hope this dude overcomes his struggles.

typically, I spend that time looking up shoes that cost to much, devising ways to hide the deliveries from my wife, and when I finally wear them convincing her that “oh, I’ve been had these joints.” Marriage! Am I right??

“While all the lead in the water is possibly stunting their development, it appears to be having the unprecedented effect of making some black youths capable of calling bullshit way over their age limit. We must spend part of that 5 billion to build a wall around Flint before they become a scourge on society.”

They’re firing on all cylinders to divert attention away from the investigation. You’re going to see more of them, and judging from coulters performance the other day, if these people are going to keep up with one another their “commentary” is going to get unbearably more craven.

See it actually makes me like her more. I find people who like spooky, supernatural stuff weirdly charming.

a true sign of someone who’s never washed her own linens

This conversation is why I’m not going to my 25th reunion. Also, “I hope you stay married” is my new fake compliment for people I hate. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Lol I bet there’s someone out there who objects to the idea of curing cancer because it’s not God’s plan or summat. The only treatment anyone should receive is prayer.

There is literally nothing you can do that some asshole won’t give you shit for doing.

Leonard was an aggressively average singer doing the best he could. Dylan is an actively bad singer who responded to criticism about his voice by deliberately singing worse.

"It's mean and condescending to expect black women to live up to a certain beauty standard and then shame us for spending money in order to attain it."

I mentioned the fact my friend told a caustic joke among a group of individuals who would "get" said joke as a parallel to RW using Twitter in an unguarded fashion because he may (or may not! we are not psychics here) have labored under the impression that the people who have chosen to follow his personal Twitter…

When we are at the bar last night, a female friend of mine told some of the sickest jokes about rape I have ever heard, and we (a mixed group of men and women, none of whom since I last checked were pro-rape) laughed because in that particular context at that particular time the comment was funny.