I love this so much. I’m in Houston, scared as hell of flooding and you made me smile. Thanks for that.

Your life will still be full and complete.

I saw it in English, French, Italian, and Russian. $90 for a TV event? No.

I was shocked that people were seeing meaning in it too. Personally, I like Connor over Mayweather. I think Mayweather is much worse. Easily. It was a good fight though. McGregor held his own against one of the greatest. Then Mayweather systematically beat him down. The strategy was obvious, but nice to see in real…

“...[E]ven white racists can still be polite. ... We’re just polite down South.” Yep!

First “Frasier” slander. Now “Martin” slander. This has got to stop. Three words: Rent ‘em spoons.

I don’t get Seinfeld either and I like Seinfeld the comedian. Can anyone explain Seinfeld to me?

I got that Valley Girl accent. I don’t know how. I spent several of my formative years around white people, but I was still in Texas. Does it help that I slip in and out of it? I go from Kardashian to surp in seconds.

Why all this Frasier slander??? Also... what is a Roz/Frasier situation? I’ve watched every episode of that show fifty-million times and can’t pin that down. Kyle/Maxine I get immediately.

Gotcha. No, it’s not the same at all.

Yep. She could go the Khloé Kardashian route in a second. Full disclosure: Khloé looks fine to me either way. I’m just talking about how the media would treat her.

Bi-monthly lipo? Is that a thing? Asking for a friend. Anyway, I don’t know. Self-esteem is on a bell-curve. I’d pay someone to knock the cookies out of my hand, knowing it wouldn’t work, before I keep going under the knife.

We have intraracial beauty standards though. If you’re a black American woman who is actually plus-sized, you feel the rejection twice. Fat black women do the same “flaunting my curves” thing. In fact, I think we did it first.

Hahaha! That’s not how weight works though.

I waver. I empathize, but I’m still feeling some kind of way about how upset she seemed when Glamour included her in a body positive issue.

Weightloss surgery doesn’t work like a boob job though. She could spend a lot of money and just gain the weight back. If all you needed was money to be thin, Oprah would be a size 2 right now.

That’s alright. I’m happy to be heard.

She’s selling out arenas though. If she were Dane Cook or Larry the Cable Guy, she wouldn’t have had to renegotiate. In entertainment, sometimes less skilled people make more money. Them’s the breaks.

We did that in my house growing up. ... Is that weird?

Not the taste of the meat, but where it comes from. You have a relationship to your food that I don’t have. Just like people who grow vegetables might have a deeper appreciation and gratitude for them.