I now wish that guy who did all the Craigslist prank-responses would do a response to this guy with the picture of a snake as the punchline.

Actually, I have met people who were into that, too. However, I don't get the impression that these ads are generally meant to appeal to the fantasies of the prospective maid/sex slave.

That mug could be really funny, except that the size and spacing of the text are super awkward. Very sad.

Yeah, actually my first cat did the same thing, singed off half his whiskers, and never tried again. The little one singed off half his whiskers and jumped right back up the next time. -_-

Not helpless, but aggressively stupid. My little one has to be locked up when I cook because he keeps jumping up to investigate the gas burner. -_-

I'm the same way. Even my loud, agile 6-month-old kitten makes me nervous; will feel much better when he's fully grown.

Yeah, that stood out.

I know, I could hardly read the article for wanting to eat that food. ♥_♥

Yeah, I think this has actually jumped back several centuries into pure wealth-storing dragon's hoard-style treasure. Which, aesthetically, I actually appreciate, and if I were a dragon I would definitely buy (steal) this.

Your comment read as dead serious.

I'm glad that Hulk responded appropriately, anyway. I always kind of liked him.

"3) Each guest was to write, in metallic pen, a wish that they had for the couple. These rocks were then to be used to make a rock garden at their home." Whoooah, entitlement. I thought she was going to use them for wedding favors or something. Amazing!

Probably it's just that "Cherokee" is fun to say, and that everybody knows about them.

Haha, okay. I'm from North Carolina and met a lot of people growing up who were (legitimately) part Cherokee, so I may be prone to giving a bit too much credence.

Yeah, no arguments there.

I think that's more to do with DC being in the Southeast and the Cherokee being the most populous group there (aren't they?)

To be fair, she might well have been part Cherokee. I didn't get the idea that she was particularly immersed in Cherokee culture, though.

Apparently none of my neighborhood grocery stores sells any produce worth having. -_- Guess it's time to look at the old ladies' produce stalls.

(Not sure about head flying assholes, but I think it might be ducks.)

Maybe that's why we, as the head assholes of the land animal world, are so fond of them?