Some perspective on how historic this is:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Per league sources: Chris Bosh will be returning to the Toronto Raptors as their masclot.

“Plus, I won more games without it than did with it in.’’

Arizona is Arians Nation!

I like it. All penalties will be reported to the Penn state dean of athletics who will handle it appropriately. The refs did their job.

Jimmy Fallon is tricked into eating a poison pill and has a minute to say something not-phony for an antidote pill or die.

When did Kevin James get a neck?

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.