Wait, you haven’t been home since 1991?

And they both go about achieving that status in the most opposite of ways. It’s incredible that this is accurate for both of them.

What kind of monster is this guy? Use your whip like a civilized person.

The happiest song about the Holocaust ever.

Nothing is better than the announcers not talking during play.

Counterpoint: Andrew Luck has always looked awful.

Isn’t it time we just move to the K Zone to call balls and strikes? It’s sitting there in front of us, and by the looks of it, Hernandez was right to call the first pitch a strike. Why make human error part of the game when it doesn’t have to be?

I never understand why soccer doesn’t add a second referee. It’s a massive field for one person to cover. They’d catch more things like this, and diving would be less successful.

Richard Jefferson probably just needs a backiotomy. He’s pretty old.

1.) Whatever beans they ate in that Dennis the Menace scene

I swear Chris Kunitz has made an entire career of just jumping on the ice when he saw Crosby jump on the ice whether or not it was his shift.

Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven years in the minors. Seven games in the majors. Roughly seven years of substance abuse, and eventually seven years to life.

Takes are neither good nor bad, they are just takes.

Could Jon Lester pick off Herb Washington?

Filed to: L-Jo-El Embiid.

As far as never seeing this again, Bobby Ryan scored with Mikko Koivu’s stick some time in the past decade.

So, you’re saying there’s a chance?

I feel like my joints are exclusively made up of loose bodies at this point.

“You wanna know something? When we get six, your boy right here’s gonna be part of six, baby! Let’s go!”