I bent my wookie.

That gave me a good laugh.

i know that, me too ;-; but republic commando isnt too bad

Need a spare hand?

That’s how you make everyone sad.

is this how you do it?

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

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I miss going to the arcades and watching the "Big Kids" play Mortal Kombat. God... those kids were like... gods. O_O

Hell, in Sweden all the prisons are made by IKEA. Or they just ask the prisoners to restrict themselves to the nearest IKEA.

This post wins.

Come on, it’s Sweden. The prison must have at least one drawer with a hammer, a screwdriver, several dozen allen keys and hundreds of leftover screws.

...or a Virtual Boy

Either get him a cheap offline PC, a harddrive full of roms, and let him go to town on it.