ABC Daytime went back to the vampire well again in the early ‘00s on its short-lived soap Port Charles. The soap was broken down into 3-month-telenovella style arcs and a few of the arcs featured a vampire named Caleb. I recommend you get thee to YouTube.

Come on, Clover, there were no women playing in the World Series. Why is Jezebel writing about this?

I’m wondering if the new charges are to force the Mossimos of Target to plead out, which may signal that the prosecutors are unsure if they’ll get a conviction. Because, otherwise, I don’t see the point of adding them now.

I hope the third lookalike is played by Haylie Duff.

Way to shutdown the misconception that bisexuality is a detour on the road to hetero happiness, Miley. What a solid ally you are to the LGBTQ+ community.

The tweet is referencing Nancy Pelosi’s Twitter, which now has as its cover image a photo that Trump tweeted out from a meeting where Trump completely melted down and called Pelosi “third-grade (sic) politician.” 

a male student felt targeted by the notes and no longer left safe attending class.

Vanessa kind of did this one last Christmas. She’s invited to participate in a baking competition in a fictional European country when hijinks ensue and she switches places with a princess (or some such) who looks just like her.

Amy Robach left NBC News (for ABC News) following her time on weekend Today.

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This is the home Patrick Bateman would have if he was a millennial tech bro.

Thernos’ money was not her money. Theranos was backed by a veritable who’s who of rich idiots and venture capital firms that thought they were investing in revolutionary technology.

Where is all that money now

So, Miller was obviously expecting to walk into a softball interview and did absolutely no prep.

“I was about to push the button on a really snarky tweet. Then I saw my son, daughter, and wife and I deleted it.”

“we failed to resolve [the incident] in a way that made either side feel supported,”

She’s like a sentient Anthropolgie store.

Look out for her autobiography Becky with the Bad Judgement in the fall of 2021.

Come on, she was 18 when she wrote it, so it’s lyrically a bit awkward.