Yesssss! I absolutely love these! And me and my always-dating bff constantly sing several of these.
She seems like a really good egg.
How many of us watched 127 Hours and nearly had a panic attack watching the dude realize he needed to break his own arm to escape?
He’s clearly just talking about that hard-hitting documentary, Gone Girl.
This sketch is (sadly) never not relevant.
Also known as the Alexa Joel.
Those butthole-mouth genes are STRONG!
Thank you. Everytime I see this picture my rage at the callous bitch she is is multiplied exponentially by those goddamn brows.
I felt a little bad for wanting to comment on her brows since this case has some roots in bullying, but I am glad that there are others that get me.
“Well, that’s what’s carved in the rock.”
Well lord knows that there are no prominent Latino playwrights or composers.
I saw them when they toured together and it was one of the best concerts I ever went to. It was laid back, the two of them up there on the stage singing each others songs. And Melissa Peterman opened with a comedy set and then came out sometime in the middle and was hilarious, as usual.
Oh god, I loved Linda Ellerbee. I also love saying Linda Ellerbee.
We all wish we were Linda Ellerbe.
Yep. Fuck Michael Weatherly. But honorable fuck You mentions to Pauley Perrette, Sasha Alexander, Lauren Holly, etc.
in imitating Miss Vietnam Summers “was just recreating how Miss Vietnam acts whence doesn’t understand what someone is saying. She wasn’t trying to mock her.”
I would be money that there is a higher chance that Cardi has done 2x more coke than she has ever done those teas
I was thinking “if you don’t know if your soon-to-be husband knows how to rollerblade or not, I don’t think you know him enough to get married,” but perhaps this is something celebrities don’t discuss?
Paula’s Choice is always a good option, too.