For memorizing lines, the Rehearsal Pro app is the one my sister uses. I think it’s like $15 or $20.

The August 26th episode is the last one of the series. The final full season ended in February.

Sources who claim to have experienced the European getaway (and continue to ignore the existence of bisexuality) claim that their “intimate actions” were two girls “just having fun.”

Leah Remini’s Scientology and the Aftermath is airing its final episode on the 26th and the live special will include interviews with two of the women who’ve accused Danny Masterson of sexual assault.

Was it Sick Note, that “comedy” with Lindsay Lohan and her terrible wig? Because that was so, so bad.

Brody had a similar notion, though Miley was not down for it:

“with dozens of high-profile men, including... Britain’s Prince Andrew”

Rosanna Arquette is peak performative wokeness.

Antoni seems terribly sweet and not unattractive but a dynamic screen presence he’s not.

I’m sure Betty loves this. This is the same woman who said, “I’m sorry. Live with it”, when threatened with a boycott in the 1950s by Southern stations that wanted her to fire Arthur Duncan, an African-American cast member on her show. And, then gave him more screen time.

A summary is given: “A lonely widow falls in love while travelling around the world.”

The subway rails, which I hold onto for dear life, are likely also covered in poo and have provided a home in the past for a host of nauseating objects

In high school, I would speed read whatever was on the summer reading list and then spend the rest of the time reading Sandra Brown or old copies of my mom’s soap scripts.

And, yet, no one has asked Ryan Reynolds about a reboot of Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place. Can reporters start asking the real questions?

Tahani gets it.

Every time I read American Media, I see America (sans ‘n’) Media (a Catholic publication run by Pope Francis’ religious order).

Marla is prohibited from writing a book about her marriage to Donald by a confidentiality arrangement built into the prenup. This includes a a fictionalized version, which I’m presuming is stipulated because of Ivana’s novel For Love Alone, her Danielle Steele-esque reimagining of her marriage to Donald.