It’s interesting that Trump and the Children of the Boor are staying in hotels rather than at Buckingham Palace as was tradition when the Obamas visited. Just really interesting.

I know, right? Like, an exaggerated accent—sort of like the faux accent you’d hear from the Denise and Sully sketch on SNL.

Here’s a simple strategy: If you see someone slip an item they did not pay for into their pocket or purse, inform security. If not, then mind your own business.

Kamala, Im’a let you finish but Moby had the best autobiography this year.

I’m impressed that she remembered Ashton’s speech with such clarity that she recognized it almost immediately.

I love that a Jesuit reviewed this because Jesuit priests are the drink-iest, swear-iest priests out there. The best bottles of wine and whiskey I’ve received in my life have been from Jesuits. They aren’t called the confessors of kings for nothing.

I mean, I get it. That plaid cap/vest combo is pretty eye-catching.

You’ll never convince me that A Million Little Things isn’t a Thirtysomething reboot. I mean, look at the cast pictures, for Christ’s sake:

Easy - Jeff the Mannequin from Today’s Special.

What surprises me is that the book was a rewriting of her Oxford doctoral dissertation, which means this fundamental error, which undercuts the premise of her book, made it past her thesis advisor and her viva/doctoral defense.

All of this to raise his profile on a show that will be cancelled after next season. So, that was solid logistical maneuver.

I love Rihanna but this looks like she saw Balmain’s blazer dress and thought, “Do you know how this could be improved? By being wrinkled and ill-fitting.”

Pronto!

Well, unlike Beto, he won’t need to stand on the top of a lunch counter to be seen. Maybe Pete can stand on Beto’s shoulders during the debates.

Indeed, she did.

But is it a good place to bring a doll?

My only takeaway from this is that he’s not a particularly good makeup artist. I mean, he’s a Beautuber <eyeroll> (so, someone skilled with makeup application) and from what I’ve seen of his ‘gram he relies heavily on FaceTune and Photoshop.

If EL James was any hackier, she’d be wielding a weed wacker in Hyde Park.