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Kat Marlowe
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I’m glad Poot could brighten both our days from her dark corner of the basement.

What is going on with Anjelica lately? I mean, she’s beefing with Rhea Perlman of all people.

Wintour and her team may approve of the guests that a company selects but the invitations do not originate from Wintour. There are attendees and there are invitees.

He wasn’t invited to the Met Gala. He attended because YouTube bought a table and selected a few YouTubers to come.

Ah, another faux crying YouTube apology video. I really thought the Laura Lee video was the nadir of that type of shit. I guess James was all “Hold my Visine.”

Did Meghan Markle and Prince Harry name the royal baby Archie Harrison Montbatten-Windsor after her cat?

Look at Holly’s face. Who does she remind you of? If you thought Cynthia Nixon, then you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

Cynthia Nixon is aging so well.

short for “dominus obsequious sororium,” Latin for...

No one yet has the daring to take on this classic camp look:

A biracial member of the British royal family with an Irish name. The Daily Mail would spontaneously combust at the thought.

It’s going to be Aidan (an anagram of Diana). Calling it now. Where’s my $50, bookies.

“It’s just basically saying to heck with society, to heck with law and order,” Michelle replies.

Woody was only a father figure to his future wife. I stand corrected.

Has she tried adopting a 10-year-old? It’s a strategy that worked out for her best pal Woody.

The only experience I’ve had like this was the first time I met the Obamas.

Coming Fall 2019.