I hope Bruno Mars performed.

<inhales>

On the upside, with that answer, he’s secured his place in the the top 5 of the Miss Teen USA pageant.

Well, not the most.

He also called their opponent Notre Dame and offered his sympathies on the loss of their cathedral.

Kate gets knocked down, she gets up again, you’re never going to keep her down.

I think it’s possible Will cheated. Since the start of their relationship, he has basically played a game of push and pull with Kate. Will has always been confident that Kate will be there no matter what he does. He publicly hooked up with other women while they were dating and Kate just ignored it.

When Calls the Heart wasn’t cancelled. In fact, Hallmark renewed it.

<watches it once>

Lori Loughlin is upset that her legacy

I can really see the struggle here for the crowd, “I should put my arms up to help the kid crowdsurf but I also need to take a video to show this to my 50 Instagram followers.”

My father is a renowned artist, with critics shining sunbeams up his ass for much of his career (I say this lovingly; he’s amazing). However, no matter the number of well-received shows or positive reviews or fans who speak glowingly of his work, it’s the negative reviews he can quote almost word for word.

Fifty Shades of Grey, James’s first novel, has sold more than 6m copies to date and is the bestselling novel of all time in Britain.

Oblig:

Ashlee Simpson: Playing the flute? Pfft. Amateur.

Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli want the government to turn over all the evidence it has against them in the college admissions scandal. Do they know how trials work?

There is one for Seasons 1 and 2: