there is no other way how to satisfy your mother on mothers day.

To quote his father, “Don is, uh”.

Gisele Bundchen promoted her ghostwritten memoir, Lessons: My Path To A Meaningful Life

Really? What a missed opportunity.

I guarantee that when his candidate swag shop opens up there will be pennants. Sure this is a bit of a blue-collarish vibe but the logo reminds me of those old school Ivy League pennants. You know, Rust Belt meets Harvard, which is Pete’s whole thing.

“sucking harder than he’s ever sucked”

In the petition, four parents, identified only by their initials, say there is “insufficient evidence of a measles epidemic or dangerous outbreak to justify the respondents’ extraordinary measures

“She is a “a dancer, a professor, a head of state, a housekeeper, an equestrian, a prisoner”...

$28,000 worth of porn? Jesus, his hand must look like the claw in an arcade prize machine.

Oh course she will. While people in Ivanka’s circle may find her father repugnant—if not for his policies, then for his nouveau riche gilded gaudiness (honestly, the latter is probably the larger sin among the old money types the Trumps have always tried ingratiate themselves with. Source: my childhood)—it’s not her…

That they should have timed the image release closer to Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. This is really a lost marketing opportunity.

But a friend in America said the duchess – who still practices yoga daily and has ‘sailed’ through her pregnancy

I hope they go for something like Adina or Dania or Nadia. They get there Diana tribute in there while simultaneously fucking with the bookies. It’s a win-win.

It’s incredibly obvious that there is some cognitive decline. Listen to how he speaks now compared to how he spoke when he was in 40s and 50s:

They should have taken a page from history and attributed the flight attendants’ health problems to syphilis. It’s worked before.

Drew Magary’s counterpoint:

Here’s a fun fact: The house is owned by Vincent Viola who is the owner of the Florida Panthers hockey team. Plus, he’s a friend of Trump’s who Trump, at one point, considered nominating to be the Secretary of the Army.

What a valuable lesson for a child.