Wait til it comes to Netflix. It really wasn’t worth paying to see, in my opinion. There are a handful of clever moments and ideas to it, but none of them are given the right space or context to shine. It does not compare favourably to even Luhrmann’s weakest. 

I’ve seen La La Land. It was like watered-down milk.

Oh man, what is with the wood-cutting dudes who get pissed that you want them to cut some wood? I had a guy who visibly sighed and groaned when I brought some boards to his counter the other day.

Susan Sarandon is 70.

I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a bitch, but I think the problem is all the work he’s had done recently on his face. I think he’s lost a lot of movement , especially around the eyes, and it’s creating this sort of robotic effect.

Usually Jezebel feels like a safe, caring space. A respite from the rest of the world.

It’s a nice idea, but they would be sued into oblivion after. And probably ruin a lot of professional contacts in the process (their agent might get blacklisted from inaugural events, for example). I think nobody of note turning up at all is a fine outcome - and harder for the press to twist, too. 

Diego Luna did a pretty good job playing a Michael Jackson impersonator in Mr Lonely. I’m not sure if a hispanic man playing a black man is really much better - but it showed a workable approach at least, of using somebody who at least has a touch of ethnicity about them.

My brother’s best man missed the ceremony because he was too high on meth. He called a couple of days later to ask when the wedding was.

Damn, Hamlin. I was not familiar with his beautiful sylph-like elf phase. 

Thank you. Is it just me, or is the vibe at Jezebel getting increasingly cruel towards women’s appearances?

The Brunettes. They’ll have hard-rock style instrumentation, but bubble-gum pop lyrics and vocals.

Is it that terrible to be especially disappointed in a film that fails both artistically and politically, though? 

Huh, having only a couple of sheer panels, but making sure one of them goes right across the crotch is a... new look.

If I take any more xanax I’m going to nod off, but I still think your comment reads as slut-shaming, and pretty mean.

She has been wearing such amazingly tailored suits lately. That thigh to ankle ratio? Ugh, I’m in love. 

Dayum, those are some pants. Love the mustard sweater on her, too.

God bless Christian Siriano.

You’re probably aware, but this is a strange,  mean thing to say. And it makes Beyoncé sound like an asshole.

I would like more information on these pants, please. Possibly a photographic reference.