So all the (probably entirely fictional) tabloid gossip has it that Beyonce has been snubbing Kim Kardashian because she is ‘beneath’ her, but in that photo Kim’s white sheath is mopping the floor with that chartreuse satin nightmare Beyonce is wearing.

I can kind of imagine, if he’s at max thrust, and she’s at angle that opens things up, so to speak. Though in my experience, those angles are generally doggy (where it’s not going to happen by accident), or sideways stuff, or maybe where there’s some bracing against something with the upper back.

She still looks like that, just with a ton of make-up.

Ooh, I bend to your superior knowledge. I think I, like the OP, just struggled to imagine the sort of person who pays top dollar to be near a fourth tier Kardashian.

It makes a little more sense when you think of it as paying for multiple tabloid headlines worldwide. The fee is not actually for the people inside the club to see him, it’s for the paps outside.

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Yeah, I thought that video was absolutely beautiful. It bums me out that people are so hateful towards their family, for such petty reasons, when it’s pretty clear that they are really trying and struggling and care about each other, as humans tend to do.

Yeah, that weirded me out too. Not even a vape, kid? She paid a lot for that face to wreck it.

I went through a weird controlling phase a few years ago where I cut out all carbs (it wasn’t really a health kick, more like stress manifesting as disordered eating). While I eventually phased most of them back in, ever since, I cannot, for the life of me, eat that fluffy sugary wonderbread shit. I need five seeds,…

They were really cute together for a while, when Barrymore was directing Whip It. Never confirmed, but very plausible (none of these are photoshop jobs btw, they’re all from the official press tour). 

Oof, your last paragraph! I’ve always found it hard to understand why Kanye gets so much more flack for the occasional asshole antics than any other musician I can name (like, Rage Against the Machine have been acting like dickhead teenage boys their whole lives, and also ruined someone else’s award ceremony once, but…

There were rumours about Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore years ago too, but who can say if that was more than vaguely malicious gossip.

I had a particularly extravagent grocery shop - the expensive chocolate, out-of-season avocadoes, matcha tea... I’m on my own for a few days while my partner visits family, so it felt like a fair extravagance, in exchange for my loneliness. If he was here I’d have to share.

I am really psyched, as I hand-made everybody’s presents this year. They’re mostly paintings, but this one is my favourite - for my brother and sister-in-law, of their newest edition to the family. It’s my best watercolour to date.

Man, she rocked “The Rachel” much better than Rachel ever did.

I think these things make a lot more sense when you realise that pretty much everyone on every reality show is working seven days a week, sometimes 18 hours a day. Classic ANTM in particular tended to make a big point of getting the girls up at dawn for photoshoots, and I can tell you from experience, that shit is grue…

I don’t know how to say it without sounding like an asshole, but goddamn is Blac Chyna prettier without makeup spackled on. She’s ridiculously gorgeous (and has been since before she came into money, so I doubt it’s surgery).

She has been such a class act - I’d be a drunk, furious mess doing the talk show rounds and endlessly violating my NDA in her position. I genuinely can’t imagine how hard it must be to put up with constant, mean-spirited gossip about yourself like that, and to know it is intentionally designed to validate a person who…

Oh wow, that did not disappoint. She walks on water, then rubs it vigorously into her breasts, just like Jesus!

I would guess it’s because it’s gotten so much press - Shameless is a very niche show, I’m sure the execs wouldn’t have expected so much ink.