I have a friend who used to manage a Starbucks in LA and she said Paula used to call at least twice a week trying to order Chinese food, so...

So glad to see these girls standing up for themselves and each other.

Back in my day, “modesty ponchos” were just called condoms. 

Agree. I am responsible for controlling my urge to drink mass quantities of wine, to watch my diet by not eating a gallon of ice cream for dinner, to not tell my boss to fuck off because and a million other things. So, if I can do all this, these little fuckers can learn too.  Damnit.

Also this.........

Jared is the only one for whom a Madame Tussaud wax figure will look more lifelike than him.

This. Additionally, the botox effect. His entire face is immobilized, it’s so eerie and unnatural. The spocked brows are also a bit less common amoungst menfolk, which adds to the overall oddity of his appearance.

Much like his wife and in-laws, I think the problem is less his make up and more that he had bad plastic surgery. It looks like he got a new chin, lip injections, and one or more facelifts.

Well, women are taught that a man is a necessity that they must earn, and men are taught that women are an entitlement they deserve.  Seriously, when I have you heard “you’ll never get a wife/woman that way” the way you hear “you’ll never get a man/husband that way?”

This type of thing and little kids getting baseballs at baseball games are the high-water mark of humanity for me.

Bone to pick: this girl being trash isn’t a hall pass to disparage universities (USC and SDSU in this article alone) that a lot of us worked hard to get into and get through. You don’t sound cool when you suggest these competitive schools are worthless; you sound like an elitisit. If your point is that education is…

Wilkerson and his mother were bystanders who stepped in to save the woman who jumped the barrier. 

Men are really not sending us their best people. 

He’s like the lost puppy who keeps getting found by the cute girls who wind up giving him away because they can’t break him of shitting the bed.

I remain completely baffled about the appeal of Pete Davidson. 

The implied causation presented with those statistics makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out. Maybe her failed committed relationships taught her valuable life lessons that contributed to the success of her marriage. Maybe her abortion allowed her to finish college and achieve her dreams.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

So this cute: my husband knew about Meghan’s pregnancy before I did. Then he said, totally not joking, “did you hear that Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant too? It’s supposed to be Brad’s.”  Bless his heart. Of course I had to educate him on The Many Pregnancies of Jennifer Aniston.

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.