WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

Wow! What an asshole!

Apparently he was kicked out of a bar recently for repeatedly harassing multiple women.

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

A male feminist walks into a bar

Required reading:

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

I love you anyway.

Good thing we dodged that Shillary. She would have pulled the same shit but probably even worse.

I think unless her dad and husband go down in flames (or maybe her too), she will be a pundit on TV or running for office in the immediate aftermath of her father’s presidency, maybe before. Vomiting.

Oh, Ivanka. We don’t have expectations but we’re still going to make fun of you for pretending you could make everything okay.

So what is lower than “none”?

I’m sure he has no idea about the history of Alaska, he is the man who seems to think Frederick Douglas is still alive, and the Panama canal was completed not that long ago.

I’m from Maine originally, although I no longer live there. If Donald comes for Susan Collins, he’s only going to make her more popular. The only way he could threaten her is to cut her support from a certain subset of Republican voters, while making her more popular among independents and Democrats.

One word: woman.

You know, when Trump first proposed his Muslim ban all those years (oh god, no, it’s only been MONTHS) ago, I was calling my reps (David Joyce in the House and Portman in the Senate - I didn’t feel the need to call the two Democrats) and one of the things I said was that if they let him run roughshod over them, he’d…

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

It’s a little weird to single out Murkowski, given that every amendment was voted down by numerous Republicans. I’ve lived in Alaska, and I doubt the people there are going to be happy that Donald is threatening them.