I came here for octopodes. Was not disappointed. Thank you Helga!

“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.”

Same! They’re really fascinating creatures (and not just because they’re about the closest organism we can study that’s basically alien in how different it is from any other we know of), but that has always puzzled me. They seem to demonstrate a lot more cognitive aptitude and problem-solving ability than would imply…

Conversely it existed before it was plasticized in one form or another as well.

They’re super smart and quite complex, but weirdly have very short lifespans considering that. I always found that perplexing not that they have a choice it just seems like bad planning in nature or something.

People are flat out salty since Weinstein.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

I saw a statement somewhere else that basically said that every piece of plastic ever manufactured still exists today in some form or another- and will continue to exist, even in microscopic particle form, till humans are all but a shitty memory. We are being terrible stewards of the Earth- slumlords and absentee…

People in the 2800's who are picking through landfills/large bodies of water will really wonder why we made all this plastic

Waiting for someone to correct you on the use of “octopuses” rather than “octopi.” I SUPPORT YOU, WHITNEY!

Well, the Giant Meteor disappointed so why not Cthulhu?

I know they aren’t dolphins, but octopuses are smart as hell, too. All I can think now is... does this mean the Vogons are coming to just blow us all up soon?

Oof, hadn’t heard about that one. Makes me glad I’m not a fan of their (probably terrible?) music. Fuck them.

I never cared for these guys before but after one of them made a racist joke about Chinese people eating dogs, I never want to hear their “music” again.

Yeah, I think what they gained from “eating acid and swallowing pills” is the the same as everybody: the delusion that “I’M GREAT AND EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME!!!”

No, you got that all wrong. “Limbs” is the like the white people version of “drank.” Instead of codeine cough syrup and soda, it’s a Ludens cough drop (cherry, if you can score it, or lemon) dissolved in a Michelob Ultra and some Tab.

Ooooh em gee. I’m a glutton for punishment, so I clicked through to The Chainsmokers Twitter and found the best part: “You find god in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out.”

They are the kind of famous people that make me glad I wasn’t famous in my early/mid 20s. People who manage to be famous without humiliating themselves during the obnoxious “my brain finally finished developing and now I know everything” phase truly are blessed.

Chainsmokers have been smoking way too much.

I’ve read the passage about the woman going out to the Spider over and over and can’t tell what happened. Honestly the most confusing thing is what was Quavo doing? She got taken out of the studio, then he ran out just to deck her and drive off? That’s what it reads like, but that makes zero sense.