Uh, why are you describing masturbation with the word “dirty”?

Ahh yes, the Oregnians. Those who reside in Oregano. Or those who just love to eat it. ;)

Have you watched The Crown on Netflix? Good stuff, I bet you would enjoy it!

Omg yes. I haven’t played the violin in a full symphonic orchestra since high school. Once in a while I dream that its concert time and I don’t know/have the sheet music, don’t have my uniform, can’t find the stage, etc.

I reallllly like maidenform.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just can’t even form a thought on this other than ‘truth is stranger than fiction’.

I loveddddd senior prom. I had an older date that I did have to register, and yes, he must’ve been a drinking risk bc we definitely drank and did other sordid things after dinner and before the dance. We went in a group with our closest friends and it was probably one of my top ten nights ever. My friends and I…