I dunno man. Perchey fights like she’s got a couple teardrop tattoos. That was really more murderin’ than fightin’

Based on the video, my more immediate concern is not getting in a fight with a French girl.

Let’s play a game. Would you rather be punched or kicked by a male soccer player? Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

COTY candidate.

Cherchez la femme, am I right fellas???

Punches thrown: A lot

Did you have to use panorama mode?

Couldn’t get “stupid horse in a recliner” to load.

Suspecting it looked something like this?

I hope she deleted all of my pics.

When it gets too hot for the comforter, you kick it off and just have the sheet on you. THAT is what it’s for!

Yes. Breasts are quite handy! Note: Carrying styles may very.

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will…

“But mostly it’s important to have one or two of the greatest players of their generation - if not in history - in their prime.”

Triangles. Illuminati. Tom Hanks. Big. Big Sexy. Bartolo Colon.

This is a stupid, facile way to interpret what I wrote.

Carson won Schilling over right when he started talking about some sort of grain storage pyramid scheme.

Huh, thought he’d be more of a Trump guy. Did he borrow the money from Rhode Island?

Shouldn’t Curt be repaying that money to Rhode Island instead of donating it to a bumbling idiot?

oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

Espn on espn crime is the best