Damn you and your fast fingers.

I tried to write something witty, but someone wrote something witty faster than me that was really similar to my comment. Now, all I have is this crappy edit which is probably still an improvement over what I usually write.

Just let him know that it’s going tibia okay.

“they’re incredibly easy to transfer and the MLB already facilitates this.”

If this new site just brings on Lowe and Barnwell, it’ll be excellent. Those guys are easily the two best writers out there for their respective sports.

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

Regardless of your feelings for Bill or his writing, he was able to put together one of the best teams and sites out there for sporting/social/cultural commentary, so I’d venture to say a fair amount of people are excited about this.

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

Get Zach Lowe the hell out of ESPN.

I don’t think it’s what you ate and drank but more how specific you were about it.

Sorry, bro. It was actually twelve Bud heavies and, uh, McDonald’s. Better?

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

My bad, dichead.

Well, I mean, even a basic, cursory investigation reveals that same sex couplings are common among somewhere in the neighborhood of 500 animal species, a number which could rise significantly if the potential meaning is broadened to inclu.....

The truth from the Bible is what changed me from my old ways.

I don’t think bigots are reknowned for relying on the facts.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

So the guy who beats the shit out of people for a job is not the worlds preeminent social theorist.

We’re here!