Francesca then closed the show yesterday by listing all the stops on the 7 train and knocking over a Diet Coke

This is the best audition for First Take I’ve ever heard.

Meanwhile, over on FAN, Mike Francesa spent 22 minutes thinking out loud about what kind of entree Cam Newton would pick for his wedding. “The salmon... maybe the salmon.... but fish, you know.... maybe the poahk?”

Jean Paul Sartre: “Hell is Other People”

Wu Ke mistake.

“Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.”

I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

A great preview of how Trump and Cruz will eventually decide the 2016 GOP nominee.

Might not be wrong, I guess, but ad hominem attacks and non-sports related arguments are why a lot of people are no longer taking ESPN seriously as a network. It’s just a bunch of angry people with shitty opinions—and we go to deadspin dot com for that.

Since Mark Jackson returned to ESPN/ABC from getting his phony Bible-pounding ass fired as the GSW head coach, his ‘work’ doing color commentary has consisted entirely of sour grapes, cryptic self-referential analysis, and a master class in passive-aggression. What disguises the venom’s bitterness: It’s injected amid…

Bob Ryan’s not wrong. Neither was Keith Law when he eviscerated Curt Schilling, nor Bomani when he nuked Chris MEMPIS Broussard. ESPN should probably suspend itself for hiring idiots, but whatever makes you money.

That's it, Kevin. You're suspended from ESPN.

I wouldn’t have a TV if it weren’t for live sports—the national sports networks and my RSNs are literally all I watch. I wonder if it would make any financial sense to offer sports-only bundles, in which the networks can charge a higher fee but the overall package is less because there’s none of the non-sports…

I have 57 of those.

Washed up sports journalists yelling at each other is a good example of “nothing”.

“Nobody is recording the Super Bowl to watch the next day.”

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

or a dentist.

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

Theory: Peyton Manning was using HGH to avoid the NFL’s concussion protocol by attempting to grow a new head.