“Come on, I do that sort of thing every weekend now.”
- Wes Welker

#ProBowlersMatter

did it read to you as if he (patrolman) was going out of his way to explain why they didn’t? Because it did for me.

A “b-line?” What the hell is a “b-line?” Is that different from a bee line?

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

“Might have, but most likely wouldn’t have”

THAT IS FUNNY....

“How come he smells like daddy on payday?”

It brings me great joy watching your comments fly right over 90% of commenters heads.

I’m sure we agree on one thing, insolentASS, high-octane thrill-rides like the Tom Hanks blockbuster, Philadelphia should NOT be dictating healthcare policy in this great nation! That wasn’t the America Abraham Lincoln had in mind when he drafted the Articles of Confederation.

I heard he hit on 17, and his girlfriend found out.

Norm and Milo show up and remind me I’m just a singles hitter.

+1

+1 rug on a dome

Man, that’s good stuff. +1

+1 Throw over those mountains

My question - How the hell did Uncle Rico make enough money to buy an NFL team? Although it would explain his inability to gauge QB talent.

You know that metaphor about people sweeping really shitty things under a rug? This is sort of like that.

Greatest turf on show.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?