I want to make another account to upvote this twice.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

Sounds like some lucky guy is teaching Cromartie a lesson on how to properly execute the bump-and-run.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

“I’d hit that.”

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Yeah, that guy’s a total greedy creep.

But if I don’t take the lump sum I cant do stupid things with the money.

I’ve gotta agree with him; it’s scenarios like this that get people on pins and needles and couches covered with guns.

I thought that line was from Oh, The Places You’ll Fornicate!...

That interview wasn't the Doocy I was hoping it to be.

So Greg Hardy’s that one guy you drink with who is usually OK, but makes you very uneasy because you never know if he’s going to do something idiotic like give a cop the finger or kick a homeless man?

Yeah it grew. It grew. It definitely grew.

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

I too don’t listen to Bill Simmons’ podcast. I assume we made the same easy joke?

I agree. I think we just witnessed the birth of the NFL’s version of the college targeting rule. In fact, two different plays in that game would have been ejections in college.

Merton Hanks wants to know why somebody would aim so high as to be able to hit somebody above the neck. I mean you really have to go out of your way.

The refs on the field called it immediately. The guys in the booth recognized it for what it was. The NFL feels it merits a three game suspension.