Ha. It more reminded me of the episode of Star Trek where everyone accidentally takes Space Mollies and makes out with each other.

;)

It's pretty much everything BUT Star Wars. I can totally see the Flash Gordon now. It's just a tribute to so much campy sci-fi. I think... I mean... I think I like it!

I think* that was the point?

OH come ON. This is more like Original Star Trek than Star Wars, except Captain Kirk should be trying to hit on her before getting hit with her boob missiles.

I'm kinda doing this. My mom has way too many siblings and they have way too many kids. I invited one aunt because her husband was going to call me up and bitch at me for 30 minutes until I relented, so I invited her (and now I have to assign someone to make sure he doesn't drink too much and be an asshole at the…

It's awful. I ordered a chicken salad once from a pizza joint and it had fries and Mozzarella on it. I gained 30 lbs in six months after moving to Pittsburgh due to this phenomenon.

And people wonder why I gained 30 lbs when I moved to Pittsburgh. It took me a YEAR to find a salad that didn't have mozzarella cheese and french fries on it. My hobby is cooking now because there is no possible way I can live here, eat out, and not have a heart attack.

If you haven't already, (omg I sound like a Zola spokesperson on this thread and I swear, I'm just a happy user), Zola will let you postpone the delivery of all the gifts, and convert them to cash without anyone knowing the wiser.

Yep! They take like a percentage of the cash, but there's even an option to offshoot that percentage onto the guests :P

Yeah, I'm totally riding this penguin thing out for the next three months. :P

That is SUCH a good point. I'm doing a lot better than some of my cousins. I did not want them to shell out to attend my wedding far away and then get me gift for something I don't really need when they're barely making ends meet. I'm having a pre-wedding reception for them in our home town and I buried the registry.…

I mean the way they set it up, if you want a gift that they don't offer, you copy the URL from the other website and they give you the cash straight up to buy it on your own (or not). It's a pretty ingenious way of getting around not asking for money.

You can do this on zola.com

We have two options for our penguin attended wedding (yeah, I'm still bragging about that). We have a registry on Zola where you can buy us some overpriced house stuff that we probably could use to replace our hand-me-down and goodwill house appliances. We also have a "We really want a house" entry that old folks who…

You don't have to get divorced and go through the paperwork unless you're marrying someone else :P

Close! It's the National Aviary. There will be lots of birds, but we get to have a Penguin Encounter!

You can just have a really big party! We're actually doing the legal ceremony elsewhere, like a courthouse the week before, and our "ceremony" at the venue is pretty much just for show.

Court Jester!

I've seen a gif where a penguin projectile poops on the bride's really big poofy dress. I'll be watching for that, and also, my dress is not BIG so I can hold it up to prevent penguin poop. This was a major consideration when picking out my dress.