I really just wanna combine the ice cream and the brownies.

I'm going to have a Game of Thrones themed wedding. Instead of no one showing up, we play a game where we guess which guests or members of the wedding party will murder the others.

Since when have financial misdeeds worked against anyone in the Republican Party?

Clearly it's because this is the college league and Chocolate Pie is for Pros. There's even chocolate ice cream pie. I'm sorry, there is just competing with cake of all things.

Was there even a chocolate pie option? I love chocolate pie...

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!

Not just a cord, but a round dial!

OO I'll have to check it out. I love me some MoJo...

At least none of them tried to say "It's just Battle Royale!! *scoff cough I'm so much more cultured/geeky/superior to you"*

Depending on inflection, I think that spat between Gwen and Kate sounds exactly how my friends and I jest with each other about pretty much anything.

I'm with you except for this Oh, you wanted to read before takeoff and can't use your Kindle? How about a book, buddy?

I was referring to the fact that she cracked her slate over Gilbert's head. And in one of the later books, she has a Jonah day and whips Anthony Pye.

Look, Anne Shirley regretted hitting that Pye boy with a switch, though she did find that corporal punishment did land her a man.

Agreed. I just looked at his comment history and he once indicated that he and his girlfriend were faced with an unwanted pregnancy. How did that happen if they're not having sex?

Ever thought that attitude is the reason that 12 year olds learn about sex from their peers and that information isn't always accurate? That maybe comprehensive sexual education will reduce a stigma about sex and create a more open and honest dialogue about sex?

HAHAHAHAHA Sixteen Candles playing for the girls and white wine spritzers? This reminds me of my horribly inept ex who, when I was hanging out at his house watching Punk'd with one of my girlfriends, came into the room and asked if us "ladies" wanted to watch something else, like How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

I've also felt that way about John Legend, probably from the first/only music video I ever saw him in. Just gives me the creeps. I can't even listen to his music or read about his charity and good deeds. My skin just crawls.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again "We are the Capitol."

I've tried and I HATE seitan. Almond milk is great, but I can't get enough protein without fish or eggs. I work out a ton and non-animal proteins just don't cut it when I'm doing a lot of weight lifting.

I have to avoid soy and, as a result, can't go vegan though I would LOVE to. But mine's not because I'm worried about breast cancer; it's because I won't subject my boyfriend or myself to my soyfarts anymore. They're the worst.