When my cousin was a baby, he always shat during dinner and my aunt and uncle would take turns changing him. One day, it was my uncle's turn and they were having guests over for Barbequed chicken. He came back from the changing table, and saw some "barbeque sauce" on his forearm. Not thinking, he just straight licked…

How pissed is Cersei that she knows that her husband killed her almost-husband for Lyanna's cunt... Really, Robert's whole rebellion seems to be the War for Lyanna's Cunt.

I don't really have anything to add except I just realized I got the same haircut as Sandra Fluke and this makes me feel both badass and eloquent and awesome, regardless of how much sex we have with anyone.

I have to say, I'm reading Game of Thrones right now and I've just read "cunt" so many times that it's gone from "AHHH" to "That actually sounds kind of nice," especially the phrase "The War for Cersei's Cunt"

I'm on the Nuva Ring too. Still paranoid.

I celebrate my period by joyfully exclaiming to my boyfriend that it is in fact "NO BABY DAY WOOO!!" and we can relax for yet another month.

We are the Capitol.

That's all I got.

That would mean that the intent of anti-sex-trafficking legislation punishes the johns and not the sex-workers.

I'm the master at making myself a good breakfast. Alarm rings and I stumble to the kitchen to put three eggs in water to boil on the stove. Then I brush my teeth, shower if necessary and dress. By the time I'm done, the eggs are cooked. I take them off the stove, put them in cold water and put the toast in the…

What about elevensies?

The problem with that logic is that Elaine just didn't have sex, not that she then went around and had unprotected sex.

Can we get a Glenn Close cameo? OOO Maybe she can be FICTIONAL ANN COULTER... I'd TOTALLY watch the shit out of that!

The Gap can run kinda big sometimes...

This still isn't fair to those Men's Right Activists, I tell you. Why can't the paternal grandparents be involved? It's because all you Feminists hate men and discriminate against them!

Charlie Sheen was pretty well villified here.

Uh, didn't she say in the 60 Minutes interview Jezebel posted that he got engaged shortly after their relationship... but he's too hard to tie down? Do you guys read your own stuff.

But it makes for some interesting family parties at their house where I hang out with my grandmother's cousin who used to hang out at my grandma's house all the time, but she's there because her grandaughter who is married to my cousin invited her.

This could also work in the US when my cousin started dating our third-cousin and didn't realize it at first. They were both living in Boston and didn't realize they were related until they started talking about their childhoods.

I actually bought a plate that supports CASA for my boyfriend's mom for Christmas! I thought it was a great cause!