It's happened twice in my life. Once, I was REALLY stoned and in a room full of people. This time, pretty sober, rather exhausted actually and BAM. I'd say it was leftover from the previous night's activities, but I was really celibate the first time it happened.

Hm, maybe all my Christmas wine drinking was the cause of the somewhat spontaneous orgasm I had while I read and boyfriend watched the Pens game last night...

I have an aunt in Henderson. I had no idea it was safe, but that's because my cousins got into all kinds of drugs and criminal activity and it was right outside of Las Vegas and from the way CSI depicts living next to LV, it seems terrifying.

When my mom was breastfeeding me at my grandmother's (her MIL) house once, my uncle (her BIL) walked in, had a 15 minute conversation with her before realizing what was going on under that blanket she draped over herself, and then freaked out. He had 2 nearly grown children. My mother (about 20 years his junior), told…

You hold them so you can scrape the eyeballs out of the sockets of your attacker.

Can you seal me in a human-sized climate-controlled bubble or box? That actually sounds delightful when it's hot out.

I'm always into tricking people to being charitable. Take, for instance, Plates with Purpose [www.plateswithpurpose.com] . Got that crazy Pro-Choicer that hates the Welfare kids? Get them the plate from plates with Trees that benefits CASA, an organization that advocates for at-risk kids.

I guess the only downside is that now I still give strangers the side eye when they talk to me on the bus, in coffee shops, or pretty much any where. It's been kind of hard to make friends that way, but that one time when a guy drove by where my brother and I were waiting for the bus and asked us to help find his dog,…

I mean, I remember at about three years old we had a book about good touch and bad touch or stranger danger or something like that. I'm pretty sure my mom and dad (mom mostly) started as soon as we were old enough to know what private parts were. I can't specifically remember how they did it though, just that it's…

I believe that the only reason I turned in my Great Uncle for abusing my cousin was when I was 12 because I was told from a young age that you report that shit. My mother, who was abused herself and whose mother let the abuse happen, made it her life's mission that it would never happen to the kids she loved.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza!

But what if it causes ZOMBIES!?!

Hey Piperlime, you act as if wearing sweatpants is a deterrent to sexual misconduct. It's not, but thanks for trying.

That would make sense if they were in a job with career advancement options and good retirement benefits. However, when you just want the extra money to supplement your husband's income, then those factors don't weigh in very much.

Is there a way you can do freelance part time to keep your skills sharp? I'm a web designer and I'm hoping that when it comes time to have kids, I'll be able to work from home and do this (I'm an idealist). Also, when I lost my job recently, it was a lifesaver to have some projects.

This makes a lot of sense given the cost of day care. I know a lot of my cousins (low to middle income with Associate's or Bachelor's Degrees) don't bother to work outside the home because the cost of daycare for their kid(s) equals what they'd make as secretaries or medical transcribers. They figure, what's the…

They throw the best parties!! /s

OMG DO NOT BUY YOUR BABY THE RED SHIRT!!!

Ok, I love Revenge in a really bad way. It's ridiculous. It's basically a plot line ripped from a soap opera and moves faster than a soap, but it's a soap and good lord does not deserve awards. It deserves to be watched, but awards? Really?

You've got a best seller there!