Can't wait to watch when I get home, but for now, I'll say that I dated a funeral home director/mortician and had these bizarre text messages to send once...
The makeover aspect of the Tributes was and so was the interesting ways that people in the Capitol styled themselves.
THIS BOOK OMFG I HATE THIS BOOK SO MUCH...
Shepherd's Tale is one of my favoritest comics EVER.
I've been having the opposite problem. I was just told (for the first time ever) that my directness would, "subside as you get older and with experience" and never wanted to throttle someone more in my life.
This is a weirdly tame version of the new Rachael Harris movie "Natural Selection." All you Jezzies should watch it.
Sorry, but if you're already on a healthy diet and still gaining weight like I was, you have to cut out fruit. The glucose in fruit goes straight to your fat cells, as does the glucose from many simple carbs like regular pasta and white rice. Just because you switched your diet completely and lost weight doesn't mean…
I'm confused. The leading paragraph says "According to a new study, people can't tell the difference between quotes from British "lad mags" and interviews with convicted rapists"
Actually, the sugar in fruit will cause you to gain weight if you're eating a calorie restricted diet. Lots of fruit is not recommended, but veggies are fine.
My grandmother shut the door on her children's sexual abuse, literally. It amazes me what people will do to keep their delusions and stay happy for the time being. What can my grandmother say? She was in love. I do not condone her sentiment and was (am?) convinced unconditional love was (is?) something I'd never give…
Uhhh.. the hot werewolf from True Blood and the hot Brazillian from Love, Actually? I'm fucking there!
Anne of Green Gables. There are 8 in the series and I still think they're all wonderful.
Dottie, Please talk to Jim Boeheim. He can tell you how to remove that foot from your mouth.
I read somewhere on the interwebs that single women live longer than married women and married men live longer than single men.
And then there's my dad, who said to my mom at a point when my brother and I were both single, "What's wrong with our children? Why aren't they getting laid?"
I almost missed the great news in this post. We don't need Plan B or Abortion after all! We'll just eat lots of rice and apple juice as soon as we find out we're pregnant! That'll totally work right!?
Oh right. That's just a chemical company conspiracy since they're actually evil villains. They have to make sure they don't create people to STOP them. That would be MADNESS!!
Seriously. Girl needs to learn to smile with her eyes. Or maybe I just can't stand her....
Why is it that so many of the chemicals we choose to use in pesticides and industrial chemicals cause birth defects and so few cause spontaneous development of super powers?