That Lea Michelle smile is so "Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?.. Vintage! So adorable...[aside] That is the ugliest fucking skirt I've ever seen."

That and some birth control pills can cause some pretty awful side effects. When I was on Yasmin, I was straight up crazy.

Goddamnit. I'm going to have to start hanging out in front of stores offering my buying services to underage girls looking for Plan B. Not alcohol or cigarettes though. You have to find the scuzzy guy who wants to drink and smoke with you for that.

Yeah, but then they'll just see the next step as taking away condoms from store shelves (not that they're EVER stocked in the low-income grocery store; I have to go to the higher priced psuedo-organic version of THE SAME GODDAMNED store chain to get condoms).

Maybe it's because Cyrus's past represents everything the Occupy Movement goes against: she's the daughter of a famous country star catapulted to fame because of her father's ties in the entertainment and through Disney, one of the biggest hawkers of corporate attitude ever. Even if Miley understands and sympathizes…

This is pretty badass. Also, you should check out Mary Elizabeth Williams (Salon writer @embeedub) who tweets about many things, but a lot about her experience currently going through cancer.

I'm picturing a literal sanctimonious asshole with farts that spout morally superior statements rather than the raspberry sound.

Is that the couple? They're freaking cute. It's not racially motivated. The pastor is just totally jealous because he's no longer the cutest couple of them all.

And then there's my nephew who just runs off and absolutely does not care if you're following him or not, even in incredibly public places. No lie. We tried "abandoning" him (following at a safe but out of his sight distance) and that kid straight up did not care that we weren't around for about 30 minutes.

That wouldn't have happened to my dad. My brother and I were that age when he decided to take an alternate route home and we were furious that he was "GOING THE WRONG WAY DADDY! WE CAN'T GET HOME THAT WAY!!" Cough, so it was mostly me being very angry.

Regarding Kim's Butt, I like that "her thighs are smaller but her butt is bigger which doesn't occur in nature."

That portrayal is quite accurate.

They actually have good lawyers, but Boeheim tends to run his mouth and do what he wants (as an SU alum, I think he's a total asshat).

Because no matter how beautiful we are, natural isn't good enough. (At least that's the message I get when Angelina is shopped all to hell)

Soon, he'll be pitching a tv show about the cool, inspirational and very inapporpriate teacher who gets along with the kids, but to reach mass American audiences, they have to change the following things:

One of the things I've never been able to forgive my grandmother for (and I don't think she really forgave herself either) is shutting the door on her childrens' abuse. She let her second husband abuse her 11 children in many ways. Most of them were sexually abused, and the one or two who weren't were severely…

You mean we can't just translate the coordinates from the musical score of "All Along the Watchtower?"

Little known fact, the murder of Ewoks sparked the creation of the PETA Alliance. Princess Leia is a card carrying member.

Going to have to disagree with you on the pompadour. She looks like a pink Sean Young in Bladerunner and that is AWESOME!