I don't know if she does or not. She's pretty judgmental of what other girls do in relationships, but refuses to see how dumb she can be when it comes to him because "they're perfect for each other, everyone says so."

My best friend used this book to explain why her stupid stupid boyfriend she keeps taking back after years of him dumping her every other year or so (This has been going on for 10 years) isn't all bad and that it's her fault or some god unknown reason. She quoted him saying (I'm paraphrasing) that a man's love is…

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I think you also learn about her through Dumbledore and Slughorn. Dumbledore describes her through the characteristics of Harry when he defends Harry to Snape. He talks about her kind nature and her ability to love. You also get some characterization about her magical abilities through Slughorn, who was so attached to…

Goddamn I loved this movie as a kid. I ordered it on Amazon and watched it a few months ago and was a bit taken aback. They've really watered down the Disney movies in recent years compared to the traumatic story line in this one.

Roseanne Barr. THE Roseanne!

Well, I'm really short and the other pumps made it so I had to jump and put my full weight on it so it would get to more than 80 PSI. This one is a little smaller and something about the inside increases the air pressure with less force necessary.

On the opposite side, there's a bicycle airpump designed for women. It's easier for women to use because it's got a different center of gravity in mind (or something). I almost didn't buy it because it was pink, but it works so goddamn well and I don't have to jump on it when I'm pumping my tires to 100 PSI.

I just want the makeup artist my grandma had. She looked so classy laid out in her coffin, and nearly alive.

You would if you died with a broken neck. Seriously. I saw my cousin immediately when he died after a high-speed car accident and then again at his funeral and the makeup made a great improvement, though it was still chilling enough.

She played Nagini...

Bonnie Wright, brush your teeth after consuming a blue lollipop!!

I'm so with you. I don't regret anyone I've given up or it hasn't worked out with. I regret not ending it sooner and letting someone treat me like shit.

UGH YES! Though I relate more to book Anne throughout the series, rather than that awful, awful third movie.

I related to Kristen Wiig. And also Maya Rudolph in "Away We Go," not because I've ever been pregnant, but I'm currently feeling the "I'm a fuckup" while trying to get my life together.

My parents toed the line between "Bad Cop" and "Age-appropriate content." In some cases, they were enablers (cousins/friends with really strict parents) but they didn't exactly allow me to watch T2 when I was 10. I saw that at a friend's house and subsequently too afraid to watch the rest of the Terminator series…

Of course there's the co-parent who then has to deal with the ramifications of the other co-parent letting a three year old watch Stephen King's Cujo...

But that only works for a short time. Eventually, they find you in the second movie and then Bourne just has to go kill a bunch of people because they won't leave him alone.

Any girlfriend of the Bourne family just has to realize they can't call attention to themselves. That's how the Russians find you and you end up dead in a river in India. Duh.

Or not telling them that they're pretty when they're already awash in a sea of superficiality will make them think they are not pretty, and it does matter to them if their parents think they are or not (cough this isn't personal at all cough hippie progressive parents cough thanks dad cough).