The pedantic one has really let himself go.

Yes that is correct! I re-read it again recently and it was just as good as I remembered it. That book blew my mind when I was a kid.

I'm convinced labeling these things in such a way is middlebrow, or will at least tell me you're a douchebag.

From that picture, I'm convinced Kim K is really an electronic hybrid of her sisters, made to look perfect. Japan has shown us this technology is real, so I'm just going to say that the US and Hollywood has perfected it.

Haha thanks! I'm sorry I haven't been commenting more lately, but this week has been quite the rollercoaster so pithiness has been hard to come by :)

I see Anderson Cooper is auditioning for a gig on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

The most jarring experience I ever had was when a woman asked me while I was walking across a bridge over some train tracks in the middle of my city. I didn't have cash and then she said, "Do you think I would die if I jumped off this bridge." I'm still unnerved thinking about it.

Ke$ha is like the daughter of the Dude and Maude, maybe with a little Bunny thrown in.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

<3 for you because you already had one :)

I'm guessing this will go right over the top of their heads. When I was a kid, I sent myself to Bible camp to my atheist parents' chagrin. I had no idea it was a Christian camp, but I really liked going on hikes and canoeing and whatnot. I just kinda sat there during the thrice daily prayer, thinking, "Goddamn we pray…

Now if only I could use the Force to float the ice cream from the freezer. Mind powers are just as calorie burning as walking up to get it right?

Yes! It's kind of this XKCD about girls and math [xkcd.com]

You know what that Christina item tells me, girl (or her agent team) has negotiating skills. Who cares if she's called a bitch? She's getting what she can and making up for that wage discrepancy. Good on you lady. Earn that money.

Incest looks delicious. I suspect this is a viral marketing campaign on behalf of someone.

Thanks all! This was lovely to wake up to!

I'll freaking take that!

This always always always bothered me as well, but then again we all know about George Lucas's lack of ability to write a story with continuity. Have you seen the Red Letter Media video reviews? GENIUS.

Walmart?

In my defense, this was a major plot point to the originals and includes a line attributed to Princess Leia!