I'm with both of you.

Zoe and Wash FTW.

Mom and Dad in a certain way, but not if you look at their marriage from the outside story. From the inside, they are still in love, supportive of each other, equal partners and all around good people.

Look, all that backstabbing to get my hands on Daddy's money had to pay off somehow. I still had to split some of it with my uptight brother. In order to make the down payment on my Rolls, I had to marry Georgie and don't think it isn't hard work riding someone while monitoring their blood pressure and Viagra intake.

Brutus. Cicero would be far more eloquent. The man took himself very seriously and would try to dispassionately argue with facts and logic. Brutus would just stab Caesar in the back.

Dude, chocolate milk is, IMHO, the absolute best physical activity recovery drink. Why would you get rid of that delicious goodness? It was also one of the 1% options at my elementary school. I think it was the most nutritious thing I consumed in high school, with my lunch of a sour dough pretzel and a rainbow cookie.

Fame is a fickle mistress. It's why she and Palin are bffls.

Isn't "Behavior Genetics and Evolutionary Psychology" the same class as "Dangerous Ideas?"

The Willis/Moore clan sounds exactly like every teenage drama ever featured on the WB.

Well, I guess the difference is that they aren't doing it to be sexy, because if a woman does something to be sexy for men she's putting herself into a point where people believe she's 1) not deserving respect 2)not respecting herself or her body.

I didn't know being a gay man was a profession. Will have to consult my roommate. He's missing out considering he's an architect and could just be a "professional gay man."

I didn't know being a gay man was a profession. Will have to consult my roommate. He's missing out considering he's an architect and could just be a "professional gay man."

Vertical is an awesome name for this magazine.

I've kicked out men for less. Oh wait, is that not the point of this article?

Yes, MRSA is dangerous, but I'd had the scratch for about a day and it looked normal, swollen from the nature of the cut, but normal. My mom is crazy when it comes to this stuff.

I think How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days was the first time I felt schadenfraude so bad I had to turn the TV off.

Women are in the kitchen making sandwiches! Hasn't pop culture misogyny taught your silly little ladybrain anything?

I'd think it's probably because video vixens are celebrating their sexiness and appeal as desirable objects to men, while body builders are doing it for themselves and to show themselves as powerful without putting themselves out their to be admired sexually. The entire point of the video vixen is sex and they're…

I JUST CANNOT WIN!

If my mom didn't convince me every mark on my body is cancer, MRSA, or some other horrible infection, I'd go to the doctor solely for birth control pills. The woman told me I should get a scratch on my ear checked out because "I'd hate for you to get MRSA for a scratch."