I just love the musical interludes. Sarah Michelle Gellar singing "Teen Horniness is Not a Crime" and Justin Timberlake lipsyncing to The Killers in a Bowling Alley surrounded by what appears to be femmebots? Good lord GENIUS.

He's also in the Southland Tales, which I inexplicably love. I think it's the parade of celebrities acting really wacky, but it's brilliant in its badness.

I was buying work clothes the other day and tried on a dress from the Limited that nearly made me look like this without the cleavage (and the blessed genetics/grace). I didn't end up buying it because it felt like a costume and the color was the same as the dress my grandmother was buried in (beautiful emerald…

When I get a free weekend, I'm totally on it.

I'm not sure, but I know it's possible. A friend of mine did his and I can usually follow directions if they're posted somewhere. It's been on my to-do list forever, but I just moved and started a new job so it's not high on my priority list.

I cannot wait to get rid of my Droid and upgrade to the Verizon iPhone. I have an HTC Incredible right now and good lord is it clunky compared to iOS. There are so many extra features that HTC added on to the Android OS and apps I can't delete (like Skype that runs in the background constantly and I can't seem to…

I just did some internet research on the mittelschmertz, and it sounds like I get it, but I'm on the ring. What gives with that? I guess I have something to ask the doctor.

At least if she reached and grabbed it in front of you, you'd see where it's been. What if there's some sort of sub-culture that uses their vaginas as purses. Knowing that (or thinking it), can you ever touch money again?

I understand that. My issue isn't that it's not funny, but that it promotes an idea that women's bodies are public property to be groped and grabbed. If some drunk stranger groped you sexually at a sporting event, you might not take to kindly to it.

Basically, it's about sexual assault. Apparently, you're not ok with joking about sexual assault if it's against children, but ok with it if its committed against women with boobs because sexual assault against women is so FUNNY when women are uptight about people touching their bodies.

Not the linked article.. the counterpoint article linked on the linked article

Posting it as a "rebuttal" weakens the argument that people don't feel this way. The fact that this is an issue female sports fans actually face takes any satire out of it.

I loved Erin's article. God, I really hate DeadSpin sometimes.

Every time I go to buy a comfortable shoe, it hurts like hell. On the other hand, I just bought a pair of bright pink 4" pumps that fit me like a dream. No blisters, comfortable soles, meld to my feet. Sensible doesn't mean comfortable.

I'm just trying to give fair warning. The only thing redeeming the article is the featured comment. (Nevermind, that was the original article with the good comment).

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Whatever you do, don't read the related article.

Hey Drew,

"Don't come out of your room until there's a bun in that oven, young lady!" sounds like a really awesome punishment. I mean, WORST PUNISHMENT EVER! PLEASE MOM I DON'T WANNA HAVE LOTS OF SEX WITH MY NEW HUSBAND! HOW CRUEL!

This probably means she handed it to someone who asked for ID. I'm wearing gloves for all time now. Plastic bubble if I could get it through my bedroom door.