Disapproving Andrea Zuckerman sees the school's definition of "poor people cheating the system" and changes it to "system cheats the poor"

@QoB: It's reincarnation right!

It isn't that every generation thinks it's invented sex so much as a better way of doing it

Psh, there are 500+ "Punkins" on Facebook. Can I get the other 499+ kicked off?

@brick frog:

Or like attracts like so dehumanizing evil oppressive dictators won't exactly attract a woman known for a positive stance on human rights.

What? No "Noticeably absent Lea Michele who was too busy being a diva and eating a sad cake by herself?"

The worst thing about this is someone actually spent time on this piece of crap that was crap from the moment the idea struck some executive.

Ok so the 10 pounds I gained in less than 2 months on one version of a normal dose (as opposed to low-dose) pill was just me aging 8 weeks?

@anteup lost her pizazz: Try going on a second date to Watchmen. The first time I saw it with my brother, I didn't notice the large blue dong. Then someone mentioned it to me. And then someone asked me on a date to it and since I wasn't paying, why the hell not. You bet all I could see the entire date was a giant blue…

@makoute: Shh, I'm not there yet! :P

Well spoken girls. I think "alleged promiscuity" shows their maturity and intelligence.

This would be as disastrous for the human race as when the humans elected Baltar as president.

@Graviton1066: It's not like he's telling people what to serve in their own homes with the show. He's simply showing schools and administrators who serve food to kids who usually don't have any other options but to eat a lot of the fried, processed, high calorie, low nutrient foods. He gives kids options to eat…

@treetrips: Until she hits on your friends...

@spitfire517: I just looked at all the covers and it seems you are correct!

This is going to sound bad, but all I can think is "Grandma?"

This is great news, however, I will not need tampons for another year or so. When I found out they were discontinuing OB, I bought the last boxes in Target. I now have 5 boxes of 40 regular tampons, plus the leftovers from before, and I only use about 10 tampons per period since I started Nuvaring.

Who wants to be that if LeAnn Rimes's hip bones weren't sticking out they'd call her out for cellulite or for having a not flat stomach? Hey In Touch, why don't you just digitally create a perfect body for us and say we're all inadequate unless we look like that, at least then we'll know where we stand.

Maybe I hope my daughter has a "slutty" friend to reinforce the idea that that female sexuality isn't necessarily a bad thing and won't slut shame her if she has and enjoys sex more than society says she should...