So I hit play on this video as I was listening to the Gorillaz "Electric shock" (a very old timey-carnival feeling song) and forgot I was listening to music. I have to say, it matched up quite nicely and make it pretty damn humorous

It's throwing me off that the broken heart is above "engaged." That's all I took from this graphic. Juxtaposition Fail.

...or the Taylor/Gyllenhall coupling was a ruse to boost the popularity of this song and video?

@thegoddesscher: When the superbug comes out, it's going after you and your lack of immunity to the lesser viruses.

I'm supposing that Flanagan's article says more about what Flanagan wants out of a relationship.

@crocuta: NO NO NO NO NO!

I can't wait to hear a PR person say: "Both first time parents looked at the blue stick and nearly shit their pants. After a heated debate in which the topics of how the baby would affect the careers and whether or not the parents could afford a bigger home, they decided that it was 'now or never' and turned…

Yeah, this one should be a more "To my wife" if the wife is me... I'd totally drop more than 50 bucks on Star Wars merch.

@Vegetarigasm: In Rita Wilson's voice "Men love pastels on a woman"

@BytheSea: I'm seeing an opportunity for packaging products here. Batteries + Things going into vagina = WIN

This is definitely the photography angle making her head look like she's a Jib Jab character right? I want it to start bobbing and singing a tune for my birthday....

Can I just sit over a pot of steaming water with some herbs in it on my own?

@Angriestgeek-2.0: And at the same time I'll give Apollo Anton-Ohno who is an attractive athlete for a sport in which no one else knows the other athletes. I don't think he's even skated in a while, but he was on Dancing with the Stars and just had a book come out. I think it does go both ways.

@alula: Yet his slut shamingness did give Meredith the opportunity to say FUCK YOUUUUUUU to him and show that she really wasn't all so weak she couldn't stand up for herself. It doesn't negate the fact that what he said was wrong and terrible, but she didn't exactly cow to his criticism.

Yeah DSL is the fastest way to find an online relationship.

@clairedeloony @genevievep: I heard the guy who did Secretariat for directors.

@clairedeloony: They are making The Hunger Games :)

Yeah, considering most cameras add 10 pounds and make you look really puffy anyway, I think I'd ask for this too.

1. Me too Reese.

My best friend and I have a sick attraction to Fergie's shoes. We're perusing the shoe aisle and we come across a pair we think is the shit and then all of a sudden, the realization that they are Fergie's shames us. Seriously. We buy them anyway.