@CKD1: But what about grandparents who raise children? My mother is raising a 3 year old (my cousin's son) and she's almost 50 and has more stamina, energy and will probably live longer than the birth mother. Patty looks pretty healthy and energetic to me so I think basing this judgement on age alone is a little…

I love the juxtaposition of "Sea Gangster" and "Noir Pirate." Humor Genius.

At least he didn't say cougar?

Isn't this the pattern with her though? Crazy sexed up ridiculous video (I kissed a girl, California Gurls) to subdued, almost thematic video (video with WWII stuffs I can't remember the song but I want to give her an asthma inhaler when I hear it, Teenage Dream)...

@RoughHouser: Hah! I just did my first one too! My mom tried to identify be my smile but my dad was like, that one is lacking in a shoulder tattoo and actually found me!

@bowleserised: Mama Grizzly v. Linda McMahon...

I take this to mean we'll be hosting the second coming of Christ, according to Kevin Smith?

My last boss was mean, grouchy, sarcastic, and prone to mood swings.

She is regal.

No Katy Perry, you are the definition of pop-star lame if you still think hipster at all equates to cool.

Um, what if she said no?

Courteney Cox is on the cover of InStyle, though I dont recommend reading the article. The sidebar feature is just her bodysnarking her looks over the years and talking about "her neck starting to go." (edit: last month's cover, I get my magazine's second hand and am a little behind, though I thought I saw it on the…

I saw this yesterday and a Huff Po commenter had said Palin was calm in pointing out the inconsistencies in the teacher's argument. And then I headdesked and my desk has not been the same since.

@Tippi Hedren: If I gave up my hair straightener, I'm pretty sure I would look like Gimli....

@Tippi Hedren: same with my hair straightener...

I'm actually most offended by "milady." Sounds all wrong.. like malady.

@LLisCool: Ugh thank you for the Dan Brown comment. Every book is the same formula just plugged with different names of the location/character/secret organization/conspiracy. And it's almost all exposition.

As a woman getting a degree in a tech/business field, this is not surprising at all. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten "but you can just get someone to help you with that assignment by batting your eyelashes." I get a little rage-y when hearing that. I'm perfectly capable of doing these things on my own,…

@wednesdayam: @lilbobbytables I think it was more disgusting because I was 13 and the ages of harassers were post-high school, usually in the college football stands or as spectators in a parade. Surprisingly, the high school guys were silent on the subject.

Ugh, I wished I'd seen this earlier! How about "In a band uniform, carrying a flute, with my naturally red hair"... because American Pie came out earlier that year, I was asking for it right?