My best friend in third grade got her period then. I was terrified for her and I remember we all kinda made a big deal out of it without bringing in any adults. We were about 8 or 9 years old and the rest of us didn't get it until middle school, but we'd gotten the talk in health class in like 2nd grade (not the full…

@SmallbutMighty: Oh I'm very sorry. I missed the "NOT" in your comment. I should really reign in my keyboard before I finish my coffee!

@SmallbutMighty: Actually, if someone hasn't been eating meat for a very long time, eating meat, for just one meal could make them very sick. I stopped eating meat for health reasons when I was in college because meat disagrees with my stomach to the point of severe acid reflux and eating meat regularly caused me to…

I have this funny combination of mom and dad, where I have my mom's outward personality but the same inner philosophies and interests as my dad. My mother doesn't seem to get this, and she always has these little fancies of what I'm going to do with my life and though she doesn't force them on me, she does…

Ugh people like Salahi are the ones who burn themselves on hot coffee and sue Starbucks so the company has to print "caution hot" on the cups that are made to contain the hot beverage you just ordered.

@paperispatient: Yeah it was really weird for my aunt. My mom once met my aunt's aunt (my grandmother was still friends with her, I guess) and was really weirded out. She kept looking at my aunt's aunt and finding her sister's features in her face. She just told my aunt "well, you're never going to have wrinkles" and…

@paperispatient: My grandmother had an affair with a married man and it produced 2 of her 11 children (she had the first 7 with my grandfather who passed away and the last two with her second husband, whom she married after she had the kids and divorced a short time later because he was the biggest shithole to ever…

@Skyblacker: My parents both just throw everything in the washer on cold. I have some greyish tops because of it.

The more I read stuff like this, the more I'm proud of my parents who did household chores equally. They both did laundry, cooked, painted rooms, stacked wood (wood burning fireplace), took care of me and kid brother, etc. Go progressive parents who made me think this completely normal while growing up.

@pastanaut: Ugh, his post was disgusting!

@jannanaphone: I was wondering if that was an indication of westernization and of course obvious sluttiness. Anyone else have insight on this?

I can't find a picture, but I swear Brad makes that exact expression while eating ice cream in Ocean's 11..

Not sure it's envy so much as boredom... or want for some maypole erecting adventures..

These teenagers need to stop making me look bad...

@princesslala: Early 20s, but they should be tested for narcissism yearly.

@ms_eli1: I remember... I was being facetious.

@princesslala: I don't know how many 12 year olds you hang out with, but most of them are narcissists, because they're 12.

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