People get so up in arms about that song. It’s propaganda. We think it’s weird when we see bits of North Korea and the way they parade around and pretend like everything is patriotic and perfect. But then someone here doesn’t wanna parade around and buy into the chant reaffirming their American-ness...and we lose our…

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

I definitely wouldn’t want her looking at me angry

The answer is no, with extra parts. Hulu subscription is totally worth it, but that said, you do NOT need to find out what happened with The Mindy Project. We moved from love-watch to bored-watch to hate-watch to “never again.”

Their terror at her existence proves her greatness.

I’m thinking they should just have some Veep writers come in and help out.

I had literally no idea that it was non-consensual. . . . .I’m horrified that the media did not do a better job at reminding people of this aspect of the scandal (given it’s the MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT).

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

I’m predicting him asking where Obama is (sad!), and blaming Hillary and Black Lives Matter.

it’s a small thing, but i’m sure he’s going there to lend a hand.

Pretty sure Hillary knows that...

Karlie an Taylor should get married already

What’s the phrase that we use for 9/11... Never... ???... it’s slipping my mind.

There are at least 2 other candidates running who aren’t Trump or Clinton. Consider one of them.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Oh u didn’t know.. Not only are black ppl lazy but they are simultaneously responsible for all the bad shit that happens. It's the most fucked up magic trick

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”

I felt a little bad cheering for Ledecky because Sarah Sjostrom being from Sweden deserved some love (not sure where they’re at in medals exactly), and she also looked respectful in defeat (not all do). Either way, congrats to all of these awesome ladies.

I rrrreealllly struggle with this one. On the one hand, EW. On the other, uh that’s not really a great reason for interfering in other people’s love lives? On the 3rd hand, FUCK EW THAT’S SO GROSS AND WRONG AND NO. On the 4th hand (we’re an octopus, in this scenario), that’s what homophobes say about gay people, and…

Ok, so speaking of celebrities at Disneyland- one time I met Zachary Levi there, and he was quite possibly the NICEST human ever and he took a picture and was basically one hundred percent chill. Then I saw him later, and he gave me a head nod, unprompted, like a “Hey, I remember earlier today when you got all sweaty…