It is not “virtually nothing”. It is a lot of your personal info, including a credit card, along with some of your junk food preferences. Which they then turn around and sell for a lot more than the are discounting that food.

I honestly want to hear one good argument for beach sex from anyone who has who has actually been on a beach and had actual sex. Because I don’t believe there is such a person.

Sounds to me like if you fornicate on Canary Islands beaches, you’re likely to end up lying in human feces and used condoms. If beach authorities just put that on signs, I bet it would cut down the instances of beach sex dramatically.

As a girl who was in high school when Clueless came out, I can’t believe this even needs to be stated.

I was literally coming down here to comment that although I have no issue with this choice, it feels likes it’s a least 4 years behind the peak of “Wow, Paul Rudd is an ageless DILF!” discourse.

That seems like a shitty way to determine “best” donut cities.  Surprise, there a bunch of Dunkin Donuts in New England.  Doesn’t make it the best.

I knew she was kinda weird and dumb, but now I know she’s a complete dipshit asshole! Thanks, Shailene!

Hey, Shailene... your husband is a piece of shit for lying to his friends and co-workers about his vaccination status. That’s it.

Everytime someone tries to social media attack AOC or anyone under the age of 35 it reminds me of that line from Bane:

I think the bigger takeaway is how this proves the addictiveness of social media. I mean you’re the richest person in the world, you can do ANYTHING you want. You can even do things out of this world... and you spend time dicking around on Twitter? Sad.

His next video will likely be him shooting a pickle jar with an M50, because fragility.

I very nearly spit out my tea at that line. I’m so proud to have voted for her in that first upset primary.

I’m not one of her rabid fans but when she takes you down she takes you DOWN. Damn.

Who are these employers who are contributing twice that of the employee amount?

I keep telling people at work if you want an efficient way of doing something ask a lazy person, they will know.

If you’re getting an employer match you may want to stop maxing out before the end of the year. A lot of employers only match up to a certain amount on a specific contribution. If you stop contributing because you max out early you’ll stop getting the match.

“To my knowledge there’s been zero long-term studies around sterility or fertility issues around the vaccine so that was definitely something I was worried about,””

To my knowledge there’s been zero long-term studies around whether the vaccine makes you swell up into a giant blueberry just like Violet Beauregarde so…

Not only edible, but delicious! Little-known fact: we have different cultivars of brussels sprouts since the 90s, so the gross-tasting ones my mother refused to ever cook are not the same plant as the little mini-cabbages of today.

Top Tip - you can cook these with your rotisserie attachment on the BBQ.

Even if the vehicle was stalled out, the incline of the bridge would allow gravity to roll the vehicle back out onto solid ground without harm.