Unless I’m travelling with a sizeable carrying piece - large enough to hold whatever I need to be carrying and SAFELY carry a snack - it’s frequently something like granola bars. Chips. Dried fruit. Granola mix itself.

American Independence, huh....

Seriously.  Kinja is broken, and it has nothing to do with Krispy.  And I love how this person didn’t have the guts to use their real account. 

Soup. Since it’s been a zillion degrees here all summer, I haven’t exactly been anxious to stand in front of a cauldron of hot soup, but it’s almost cooled off enough to make a batch and freeze it.

What? Fall is, by a considerable margin, the best season. This is a fact and I can prove it on a home computer.

I’m laughing by myself at Schrodinger’s cheater… I’m positive I’ll have many occasions to reuse this turn of phrase, thank you!

I really find it so fucking weird to see the conjecture on the appropriateness of Mulaney & Munn’s relationship, or the opinions on Mulaney’s “inevitable” relapse. I get it on some level that Jezebel’s part gossip rag, part news-with-feminist-critique (I’m here for the latter), but the commenters in AV Club pulling…

Correct on 1, 2, and 3, although not necessarily in that order.

Behold: Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent! Now that’s how you write a Big Bad! Ever After endures because it delivers not only a great hero but also a great villain.

By the way, because Disney now owns 21st Century Fox, Ever After is now streaming on Disney+, despite not being a Disney movie.

I always loved Ever After, but I also have a real soft spot for the live action one. 

No! The nooks and crannies having different amounts of toastiness (including some of the tips being just a little bit over toasted) is where all the action is at!

I was about to point out that “the government” is not monolith, and in fact, we had a pretty big change in the status quo January 20th. But then I saw this was Justice Namaste’s piece, and suddenly I understand why this devolved into a shotgun of snark and sarcasm.

who watched up close while the federal government’s Trump administration’s unwillingness to shut down the country early in the pandemic killed their neighbors and loved ones might have been hesitant to take a vaccine that the same government Biden administration insists is safe

The quality of analysis here has really tanked since the days of Lindy and company. So many bad takes.

We were always going to get to this point. Every epidemic in US history that has ended was ended with mandatory vaccinations.

Are you blaming Biden for the Tuskegee experiments?

Antivaxxers and antimaskers are not “a…

If I am allowed to have an unwanted parasite removed from my body, why shouldn’t a woman have the same choice?

Hey everybody! We’ve found the one perfect person! This Myoda asshole has all the answers!

Some vermouth, so you can turn that gin into martinis. Also some decent triple sec — it’s probably the most versatile of the liqueurs.

...what? Mulaney doesn’t have any kids, and he was apparently already separated from his ex-wife when he and Munn got together.

Nothing says “pro-life” like easier access to guns and alcohol!