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Some movies are just less fun when you take out the Nazis. Case in point: Temple of Doom and Crystal Skull.

Pulp (Nazis! Rasputin! Super-Science!) + Lovecraft + a sprinkle of superhero tropes = AWESOME MOVIE!!!

I'm pretty OK with it ending, I love Parks and Rec, and I will miss it dearly, but it hurts my heart when good shows turn into mediocre shows because they stay on the air too long (ahem, The Office).

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Ditto. Island of the Sequined Love Nun is a book I give to my stranger (and more interesting) friends to read. Also, Villa Incognito, by Tom Robbins.

Really, anything by Christopher Moore, but this is always my leadoff hitter...

SNAKES ON A SPACESHIP

Princess Mononoke In Space ( too much like Avatar)

"Gone with the Solar Wind"

Citizen Kane...In SPACE!

How dare you

I'd argue everything gets better when you add IN SPACE. I'm just going to take a few classics and try it out;

Lucky raptor.

Pretty sure the movie could have a 30 minute RaptorxChris sex scene and still not hurt GOTG 2 or stall Chris's career.

LISTEN ROBIN HOOD WAS SEXY AS FUCK

It makes perfect sense that the Vulcan's —knowing that time travel is possible —would bend every effort to trying to undo retroactively the destruction of their planet.

Wait....a guy with a stellar personality and talent gets famous, then uses his success for good to save babies like a real-life goddamn superhero? Stop. Nothing that wonderful happens these days.

Mean. These people wait all year (or years) for this shit. Christ, let them have their weekend.

Bless your heart.

Every single time Chris Pratt is brought up, there's always at least one person reminding everyone that he once found another loving home for a cat with needs that he could not accommodate anymore. I guess it's you this time.