Oh my God, you sound like ten of my most annoying customers ever, all rolled into one.

Xander, don't taunt the fear demon. It's tacky.

*dwarves, she said dwarves. Man, Del Toro and Jackson wanted to Make the Silmarillion, they should have just done that, instead of inserting a bunch of half-assed CG action scenes into an already bastardized version of the Hobbit. *mumble grumble*

Dr. Henry Wu (B.D. Wong's character) actually addresses this issue perfectly in the first Jurassic Park novel. At one point before all the shit hits the fan, Wu is trying to convince Hammond to literally KILL their entire stock and start again. Why? Because they're too perfect. To Wu, the dinosaurs he's "built"…

No, the point people are still missing about Jurassic World is:

(Actual Size)

Paul Rubens epic death scene in the Buffy that time forgot.

I appreciate you taking ownership of this Annalee and as editor, you are ultimately responsible for what is published, but you didn't write the article. This is far from the first time this author has engaged in this sort of one sided reporting and pawned it off as real journalism, dating back to his very first post…

Buying any amount of twine for $36 is unacceptable and un-American. Weave twine out of your own back hair if you want to tie things.

Because it was so shocking that he didn't know how to respond? Because it was traumatizing and he began emotionally shutting down? Because even in the midst of an assault he may have felt uncomfortable pushing or hitting a woman? Because he, as a victim of assault, didn't feel a responsibility to respond in the…

"find something you love" is such bullshit. Seriously what do I love to do? Let's see, sit around on my couch and watch tv, read, eat, and maybe masturbation. How the hell would you make money doing those things? Lol.

I'm torn: on the one hand, I want future generations to suffer through bugging people to buy things the way I did. On the other hand, I want cookies now.

those kids missed a serious opportunity to live out the boxcar children dreams of my youth.

Never skip leg day.

I have a huge list of things I like to masturbate before partaking in, including but not limited to: job interviews, flights, big presentations, exams, first dates, holiday parties, and any long car ride. But I also like to masturbate for any old reason, like "I am nude and my vagina is there and I have 10 minutes to…

Wait, since when was this a rule?

No, you can only like one Deschanel and I picked Emily. I do not watch New Girl.

Necessary contribution.