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I don't want Dr. Horrible 2. Because Dr. Horrible was a project that attained greatness due to a number of extraordinary factors. If they were to make Dr. Horrible 2 today, it would probably be a real studio production with a budget (even a small one) and everything, and well, it would just lose the charm of the first…

I don't care whether Whedon continues directing or not, but they clearly desperately need to keep him on as overall "script doctor".

I would have to agree, mostly because the episodes of Constantine I've seen so far have been watchable.

The show can be brave about some neat textural elements to the show; John learning a spell bathed in blood, the blues guitarist selling his soul at the crossroads recording an album, the Hand of Glory causing all the bodies to thrash and shudder just being in proximity.

Fuck Red Nicki. Marry White Nicki. Kill Country Club Nicki.

Sexy Satanists' sodomites' semen sensually saturates singular Starbucks stupendous sienna sepias switching, stirring sluggish scaly sleepy scatterbrained sunrise scrutiny; savor such spicy sweet spirited savvy sentience!!! (Scribed by Susy Crandall)

"Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you're having a good time."

I would so watch the Hell out of this film!

Clash of the Titans

Okay, I'm going to say it: Lord of the Rings

Well, i know what i'm making for my office holiday we-hate-you-so-a-real-party-is-out potluck this year.

No Doctor Manhattan?

Captain America thinks faster than any normal human.

What Does It Take To Be Worthy Of Thor's Hammer?

Yeah I don't either. It's not even like he's just boring-looking: for me it is genuinely unpleasant to look at him. If I try to imagine making out with him, its the same feeling as eating a sandwich made using prepackaged turkey, a gallon of mayo, and the whitest white bread with the crust cut off.

Ok, Cumberbitches. I don't get it. There. I said it.