I'm really looking forward to Marvel's Fancy Ghosts, myself.

WHY ARE ALL THE WRITERS LEAVING GRRR.

This has to count for something right? I mean, tell me you didn't laugh when you saw this. It's the most bizarre thing in that shit-stain of a movie.

Damn you Rob Bricken, DAMN YOU for making me google this....

You are saying when I sweep everything under the rug in the living room, I'm actually not cleaning the house?

This movie had no business being as good as it was! I watched it on Netflix and enjoyed the hell out of it.

NOW you're talking. SUFFER!!!

boomdeyada

....is this for real? I'm at work and I busted out laughing reading this. Even my great aunt, who disapproves of women wearing pants, isn't this uptight about internet dating

Does anything else really need to be said?

You look ready to Leia-bout the house all weekend.

Ah, the classics...they're not like they were in my day.

I missed the party last week, but you better believe I'm here now!

Wyatt? For a girl?

I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

I spend a bit of time on Catalina Island, which has its own bison herd, and you tell the truth. The Catalina bison are used to people, but seeing them up close, you know right away that they know they can take you out without half trying. Which has not stopped the occasional Darwin Award nominee from attempting to…

He really did do it better.

You mean Marky Mark, right?

Falcon smiled slightly as she sipped her milkshake, stirring up the chocolate sauce that had settled at the bottom of the glass with a straw. Her gaze turned to the kitchen window, where a slight breeze caused the floral curtains to flutter gently. Lazily, she moved the curtain aside with a languid motion of her hand…