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A table of fucking contents. 

It got more ridiculous this week.  Don’t bother.

Layla was NOT feeling it.

When I was trying to lose weight and go high protein I used to eat cottage cheese mixed with a packet of flavored tuna.

Roar is a celtic fantasy show that featured a young Heath Ledger.

This review completely overlooks the fact that the god in question is a surrogate for audiences. The world is destroyed by a giant human hand coming up. This film is Whedon struggling to collate the expectations of the audience with his own desires (evident in the pervy and callous workers) and ask at the end of the

Too much tension and not enough pay off actually. Being left on the edge of your seat from start to finish of the episode and into next goddamn season is stretching things out too far.

He’s just mad no one will let him wack their tallies.

Do people not know that comedy routines are actually carefully structured for the best impact? That comedians cycle new material in and out in chunks while they refine it but that new material is mixed with that of material that has been successful to provide a show that is overall will meet fans’ expectations?

was interested until I heard Fabletics

Coupons are not swag.   Doesn’t matter if it’s a quarter discount on granola bars or “free” arm liposuction, coupons are only a scam to get you in the door.  

If they were already rich! Parasites.

It is pretty ridiculous the streaming and superhero genre blindspots award shows have.

This did not age well.

The puppet episode and the whole time they are in Lorne’s home world.

As a person who noped out several seasons back, this reads like some kind of fantasy madlibs. 

You know that we have government regulations literally BECAUSE corporations cannot be trusted to do the right thing on their own? It’s also no big surprise when a giant company exploits and betrays the values of its workers.

What if Blue Ivy is actually a codename so she can’t google herself?

Let people hate cauliflower, more for me!

I know laws don’t mean things anymore (thanks Trump) but this really wouldn’t pass muster with an honest judicial review.  “Interstate commerce” and such matters remain the purview of Congress, not individual states, and this actually infringes on Congressional power.   The theft of power from Congress, as useless as