I did not do this because it was gritty and unpleasant.

well the palette was very 70s earth tones and i think they were looking to modernize it.  there was a call in poll on what color to add instead and that is when they added blue.  

I think give the M&Ms personalties at all is creepy. You eat them. Some of the commercials really leaned into that too.

I only get the SweetTart version anyway.  These are gross. 

But if I park my car in the driveway they will take my catalytic converter. 

We had a senior level class they called “Workplace Readiness” that was required for everyone to take. They covered financial literacy in that talking about mortgages and credit cards and things. But also interview skills and resume writing and you had to do a job shadow which was very annoying. (I job shadowed someone…

In 7th grade we did sewing but what was really stressed was how to use an iron without burning ourselves. Everything had to be ironed before and after sewing. I think I already knew how to sew a button but we did buttons and simple repair.

try paying more fools

Hard to imagine the pie would be better than a haupia filled malasada from Leonard’s though.

It is but so is pretending people are smart enough to test and distance properly.  

HIMYF, I hope, will also adopt a more modern perspective on pregnancy, parenting and children rather than treat these as the most important possible outcomes in an adult’s life, and particularly an adult woman’s life.

this is why there’s usually a limit on number of purchases...

These are really easy to make at home.

It happened in Utah, that’s how they talk.  Because they’re assholes.

All the dust will still be yours. 

I really thought this was going to be why sriracha was the wrong hot sauce for box mac n cheese.

It is weird because he’s British so its a different vibe from American Exceptionalism. It’s British Imperialism which sucks too, but for different reasons.

Get a job, Jamie Lynn. Riding on sis’s coattails with tell-all book writing does not count. Stop being a moocher like the rest of your family and get a job that is unconnected to Britney’s fame.  You couldn’t help being born a Spears or that your parents are giant fucking cock ups but you can choose to go to therapy…

I had him inspect my office bedroom first and then I had to lock myself in there with the cat anyway (the cat is hostile to strangers.)

install curtains to a side table using hot glue, and place the litter box underneath.