It probably shouldn’t exist at all. The original show was a fantasy about fucking hot dudes and wearing fab clothes and it sold SO MANY cupcakes. Ten years on it really can’t be a fantasy because it would be so problematic it would be difficult to enjoy, and aging without any apparent grace at all is no one’s fantasy.

accidents

I was lucky enough to be invited to someone’s family for this one year on Christmas Eve. It remains a highlight of my life.

He talks about what he likes to eat on ALL of his shows. He has a show literally dedicated to people cooking at his house.  This is no mystery.

I would not do that to Santa.

I think I remember reading that pre-Julia Child recipe books really required some understanding of how to cook rather than having every step laid out? It does not lend itself to deciphering intent when you’re decades removed from what most people had for basic cooking skills. Of course boiling was also a standard meat…

There’s a difference between poach, boil and steam and I wonder if one was intended and a different one was actually written in the recipe.

Clearly the methodology is flawed from asking them to rate their own obsessions.  WA is lousy with coffee shops, needed to keep up spirits in all the fucking rain.  Similarly Massholes need their Dunkin to survive the long grey winters.  

If you had a business and took out a loan, the bank would never forgive those loans.

I would lean more toward consumable ingredients myself. There’s a ton of bespoke bitters companies out there... most people aren’t going to spend $30/40+ for a bottle of speciality bitters, but these make great gifts. One friend this Christmas got London Fog syrup and bergamot bitters as a set specifically because I…

There is wanting to be liked, a basic human need.

Despite this, Oz claims that referring to him by the name his mom and dad gave him amounts to an attempt to cancel him.

If it makes you feel better those elms will probably end up blighted anyway.

Who among us has not cried in a grocery store?

face a higher-than-usual electric bill

Well it’s a relief there’s no “how to use/buy ivermectin”

Unlike purple and green ketchup, I love a red hotdog.

Oh yeah.  Drank a fair amount of it although I was underage.  Did not go to find it when it was re-released.

This is the perfect situation for a pre-cry bc it sounds like you repressed a lot. Even if things don’t feel hard in the moment it’s okay to take some time for reflection and focusing on your feelings ahead of tough stuff, whether you cry or not.