I know that Wan loves Patrick Wilson but this movie can 100% do without Orm.

gotta use the kraken for that

Sounds like a lot of work. I am just going to embrace nihilism and anarchy.

My mom was a bartender and from pre-school through elementary I was toted to different jobs, not all the time but sometimes. Since she just worked there I didn’t get to roll the change but instead was put in charge of using the carpet sweeper and some times pushing things through the dishwasher. The dishwasher was a…

Now, not only is this casting utterly uninspiring, but it’s also mildly confusing, as I had been led to believe that Pratt was being cast in movies largely because some people allegedly find him “hot” (because it’s clearly not for his acting abilities) and yet his face will not even be in this movie...... how puzzling!

There’s criticizing their actions and the position they take, and then there’s criticizing the person for whatever you’re projecting on them. Power and career politician life? She didn’t run for shits and giggles.

oh noes she failed an impossible purity test, we’d better eat her

yes

I found the capitalism cheerleader.

Gonzo is always 200 percent Gonzo 347 percent of the time

Neither the frog nor the shrimp makes a fuss about the odd vibes coming from the Ghost Host (Will Arnett) who greets them,

Have you ever stopped to ask yourself why you believe that feeding people or entertaining people, both of which are labor, are not worthy of real compensation? Have you possibly subscribed to the theory that women are there to feed people, so it’s not labor but something they owe you? Maybe you have swallowed the idea…

Tabasco chipotle, Worchestire sauce, lime juice, salted rim, in a frozen glass with a couple ice cubes so it’s really cold.   Been doing this for years, just like I was drinking beers in the shower long before the internet started talking about shower beers. #trendsetter

A disgusting thought and I am so very happy to be a fellow childless crone.  It means never having to wake up and look at your baby daddy wondering what you’ve done.

I am an elder millennial and I sent a skull and crossbones yesterday to a standard millennial to mean “I’m dead (from laughing)“ and he didn’t get it.

Nobody wants to fuck somebody who’s into globes.

I tried it once and it wasn’t for me.  Too sweet. 

But the unnatural intrusion of climate change has now put the tree and others in the Giant Forest in danger. Rising temperatures coupled with decades of forest mismanagement have made large, destructive wildfires more common and intense. Sequoias are no strangers to fire, but they’ve adapted to lower intensity burns…

If America = capes I can only assume it’s because all these rich people know they live in the Capitol / believe themselves to be the closest thing to royalty.

They don’t go bad.