If it must be a restaurant it should be fast casual, where you pay first so exits can be made without involving waitstaff.

Too much opportunity for injury.

Gee those taxes would be an awful good way to fund some social services, student loan forgiveness, and/or A New Green Deal.  

I like pistachio.  It’s pretty popular in Italy, so it makes sense it gets picked up as popular in NY, NJ and CT.

I have not been out that much since getting vaccinated, but those I interact with seem to always be bracing for the worse.  I was at a hotel this weekend and breakfast was delayed 10 minutes and the woman at the front desk flinched every time someone came into the lobby. 

To me he seems like just another white dude who wants to make everything about him. He’ll make you laugh, sure, but only because he wants your attention on him and not yourself. You could do drugs with him or stop doing drugs with him but he’s going to choose which it’s going to be (and where you’re gonna do it.) He’s…

I do not believe anyone’s second favorite flavor is green tea.

I’ve probably been drunk enough to wander into an unlocked restaurant, but I’ve never been drunk enough to be unable to identify dumplings or to cook them in cold water.  

Very disturbing people don’t recognize anti-semitism when writing about politics. 

Some traffic authorities have made zipper merge the law but it hardly applies everywhere. In my state the person in the persistent lane has no responsibility to yield right-of-way to an incoming vehicle.   They act like it too, so attempting a zipper merge will leave you sitting at the end of your lane praying for…

I worked at a summer camp during summers in college and I spent a lot of time in the kitchen because I didn’t have the most patience for kids and because I could follow directions and the cooks all liked this.

I long for the innocent days of the hurricane sharpie incident, being precovid and all.  

It’s really an excellent scapegoat.  I know that Mercury is not controlling my life but it’s some relief to shake my fist at the heavens and blame Mercury retrograde when things suck.  

Do whatever avoids both exposing yourself and chafing to the best of your ability.

Alisha Grauso is both correct and awarded extra points for a The Ghost and the Darkness comparison.

I volunteer my obese ass as the mechanism.

Yes Insight Timer has a ton of Aussies. I can’t deal with Meg James at all.  IDK why it’s a thing but it is!

I actually find guided meditations with Australian accents really distracting, but I am going to have to try this.  

What a weird couple years between the stay home songs and now the get your ass vaccinated tracks. It’s great but I also look forward to no longer needing COVID anthems.

No mention of Martha Gets Down and Dirty?